High School Sophomore Devastated After Getting Dumped in a 1-Week Relationship

MIAMI—Local high sophomore Ric Hayden, a 15-year-old, was left bedridden on Wednesday after being dumped by his girlfriend. “I’m just devastated,” Ric said. “It was our first week anniversary and she just left me as if nothing happened.”  “I just don’t think I’ll ever find anyone else like her,” Ric added. Being Ric’s first serious … Continue reading High School Sophomore Devastated After Getting Dumped in a 1-Week Relationship

New All Electric Apple Car to be Sold Without Steering Wheel

Apple’s Tim Cook speaking to investors at a 2018 conference on predatory pricing and inflated costs on the consumer market. August 21, 2019 CUPERTINO — Apple has just announced that its new all electric car, the DrivePod, will not come with a steering wheel as a standard feature of the car. In a teaser video … Continue reading New All Electric Apple Car to be Sold Without Steering Wheel

Singapore Institutes Nationwide Breath-Control

August 17, 2019 SINGAPORE — The small island nation of Singapore, long known for its bans on mundane products such as chewing gum and cigarettes, has now banned exhaling. These two actions join a long list of already-banned actions in Singapore, including spitting, feeding pigeons, and using a phone in a pulled-over car — each … Continue reading Singapore Institutes Nationwide Breath-Control

California Legislature Passes Bill to Make 2+2 Equal 5

April 12, 2019 SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — The California state Senate approved a bill to permanently alter the value of 2 + 2 to five (5) within the state of California. The bill, motivated by activists claiming “all numbers are created equal”, was introduced to the State Assembly on Monday as an educational reform. After passing … Continue reading California Legislature Passes Bill to Make 2+2 Equal 5

Op Ed: How I Stopped My Speeding Addiction with Cruise Control

SEATTLE- I’ve known I had a speeding problem for a while. It’s not like I’m some sort of speed-crazed, reckless, danger-prone maniac, but sometimes I just like to “skrrt” in my sick whip, as I'm sure you fellow kids understand. As an IB Diploma student, who is also AP testing, taking the SAT, ACT, PSAT, … Continue reading Op Ed: How I Stopped My Speeding Addiction with Cruise Control