High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep

June 12, 2019 ATHERTON — Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model and source of envy for much of the student body. “It really wasn’t as hard as I’d thought it would be,” he said when interviewed. … Continue reading High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep

Local High Schooler Distraught After Rejection from the Electoral College

June 8, 2019 CHICAGO, IL — Local high schooler Patrick Adams was recently rejected from the Electoral College, his dream school. The tersely worded rejection letter claims that Electoral “would not be able to take [Adams]”. The note continues, “While you were a qualified candidate for our school, we are only able to take 538 … Continue reading Local High Schooler Distraught After Rejection from the Electoral College