There have been rumors of new SAT changes for the 2020 year. Here is a leaked version of the new SAT from WikiLeaks.
Month: March 2019
Op Ed: How I Stopped My Speeding Addiction with Cruise Control
SEATTLE- I’ve known I had a speeding problem for a while. It’s not like I’m some sort of speed-crazed, reckless, danger-prone maniac, but sometimes I just like to “skrrt” in my sick whip, as I'm sure you fellow kids understand. As an IB Diploma student, who is also AP testing, taking the SAT, ACT, PSAT, … Continue reading Op Ed: How I Stopped My Speeding Addiction with Cruise Control
Millennials Ban Elderly from Retirement Homes
ANNAPOLIS — Over 300,000 senior citizens nationwide have been kicked out of their retirement homes — by none other than their own children. Citing “ageist propaganda”, millennials on city councils have passed laws to ban citizens above the age of 70...
IB Student Furious After Getting D on Extended Essay He Spent Three Hours On
March 18, 2019 OTTAWA — Joseph Yang, a second year IB student, spoke up against his school and the IB program for marking his math Extended Essay a “D” after he spent three hours working on it. He discusses the horrible stress he felt trying to finish the assignment at 1:00 in the morning. “This … Continue reading IB Student Furious After Getting D on Extended Essay He Spent Three Hours On
IB Notices Too Many Students Gaining Diploma, Announces Even Higher Levels
GENEVA — International Baccalaureate Director General Siva Kumari announced a plan for Even Higher Level classes for IB, proposed to be even harder than the Standard and Higher Level courses currently offered. After noticing positive trends in the graduation rate of the IB, she admitted that, “I’ve felt in the past few years we’ve really...
International Baccalaureate Organization Renews Adderall Partnership
SAN DIEGO — The International Baccalaureate (IB) organization announced that it will be continuing its partnership with Adderall distributors this coming fall. Since the beginning of the partnership in December 2017, the organization has been providing students with 16-liter subscriptions to Adderall, a popular study tool...
Autonomous Cars Insist on Going to Car Wash Every Day
GREEN BAY — Jill Stein, the 2016 Green Party nominee for the presidency, has found her next target: Google. The Green Party has been synonymous with environmental guilt tripping since 1991. But how would the search engine megacorporation tie into environmental issues? The answer...
“Bubble Bandits” Strike Again At Bothell
BOTHELL—Last night, Bothell’s notorious ‘Bubble Bandits’ struck again, using their signature bubble-busting tactics to vandalize the fountain at City Hall. All across the Seattle area, fountains overflowing with pink bubbles have been popping up. Led by 28-year-old Vito Costello, the “Bubble Bandits” have been ‘bubbling’ fountains since last December. A self-proclaimed activist...
